TYPES OF BFS IN HIGH SCHOOL

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

1.       The First Bae

This is the first boyfriend. It won’t be much because the only reason you got together is because your hormones got excited and when the whole class was playing truth-or-dare he confessed that he liked you. It’ll also drive you nuts because now everytime your parents your gut tells you that they know. “They know, they always know. Oh god I’m screwed”

2.       The Hunky Honey

This is the guy that you fall for just because of his face (more accurately, his body). He might be arrogant, bossy, selfish or just really dumb but all that doesn’t matter because when he flexes his biceps you go weak at the knees. It might not last long because your conscience will get the better of you and tell you that you shouldn’t go just for looks but everytime he flexes, you cringe and start telling people that he used to be yours.

3.       The Bestie Turned Love-Bunny

Most of us have or had a guy best-friend who constantly debates with your girl best-friend on who knows you better. The fights are friendly, but you can never be too sure with guy besties, they can explode any second. Because they’re your knight in shining armor who sometimes lets you ride his horse (that was meant metaphorically, get your mind out of the gutter). So obviously when your douche boyfriend cheats on you, you’re gonna go cry on his shoulder and you’re gonna realize that he is somebody who knows you inside out. Obviously, he’ll make the perfect boyfriend, right? (or so you thought).

4.       The Partner-in-Crime

This guy is the one who you hit-it-off with. You meet him for the first time and you find yourself talking about the most random things with him, why? Because he’s just as random as you. He’s the right kind of wrong. He’s into the kind of music you like, the kind of movies of watch, the kind of cats you like on YouTube. He gets your lamest jokes and laughs the hardest at them. You can call each other names and not get hurt because it would feel wrong if you didn’t.

5.       The Hopeless Jaaneman

This is the guy who is just a hopeless romantic. He’ll make you feel special as you’ve never felt before. He’ll just give and give and give and it’ll make you nervous because you don’t know how to give back to him but he won’t mind because he’s just fida over you. He’ll gift you countless stuff, make countless portraits, send thousands of messages and scream from the top of his lungs his feelings for you. He’s the kind of guy who can make the hardest girls blush and you’ll be proud of having him too. Sidenote: There is a 60-40 chance that after the breakup, he can be the meanest SOB you ever met.

6.       The Crash-and-Burn

These are those dudes with whom you’re attraction acts like a Jack-in-the-box. Don’t get what I mean? Let me rephrase, you like this dude one moment and the next moment you don’t. You don’t get what, but there’s something about this guy that you like but there’s also something that you really don’t like. Getting into a relationship is the worst, they may not last more than two weeks. Why? You really don’t know. Better not to get into it.

Footnote: This is to the girls who haven’t had any boyfriends, don’t think that you’re missing out on something. Take a look at your hot mess friends and think is that really what I want? Because if you wait, then you’ll know who is worth your time and who isn’t and you can say that you were patient while everybody else can’t because they couldn’t handle the wait, but you did. Besides, would you rather judge other people or hear other people judging you?

Regular Saruchi

The real differences between a player and a gentleman

So let’s say you’ve been misled to think that players are actually the gentlemen you’ve always wanted to be with. Let’s start with a clean slate and discuss their many differences.

#1 A gentleman will buy you little gifts. It’s not the amount of money that matters, but the fact that he gifted you something that you like. It could be anything from flowers to a bit of chocolate or even medicine (if u know what i mean :P )

#2 A gentleman won’t talk down to you. This means that he won’t call you a bitch or any other terms. He will see you as an equal and will treat you with respect, even when you’re fighting with him.

#3 A player may accidentally call you the wrong name. If your name is Shreeya and he accidentally calls you Shreya , there’s a good chance that there is a girl named Shreya somewhere who is occupying a lot of his attention

#4 A gentleman will make you feel comfortable. A gentleman won’t make comments that will make you feel insecure, or talk about things that you don’t like (maybe your past or so ) and help you come over it

#5  A player will flirt and deny. If you’ve been dating a guy and you see that he’s being too friendly with another woman, you may feel the bad / jealousy. However, a player will usually try to deny the fact that he’s close and make up things

#7 A gentleman will pay for your drink without asking for anything in return. Paying for your drink is yet another sign of good manners and his interest in you. Men work hard for their money and they just don’t spend it on anyone easily

A player may make you feel like you owe him at least your number or a kiss for that drink, but a gentleman to buy you a drink without pressuring you to do anything for him.

# 8 A gentleman will take you on actual dates. If a player wants to see you, he may just ask you to meet late night (just to get lucky or something) However, if a gentleman wants to see you, he will most likely  plan a date at an appropriate time.

#9 A gentleman will listen to you talk about your problems. He listens because he cares about what’s going on in your life

Dear Sisters ,

lots for bad guys out there ..just make sure you are Dating the right guy and not getting cheated !

Getting her attention

#1 Glance at her. Look at her now and then just to let her know that you’re trying to look at her.(don’t stare like a despo now ) Play cool , and always look away just as soon as she catches your eye. This will increase her curiosity and that’ll force her to look at you ..all set now get to the next step

#2 The eye contact. Each time she looks at you, look at her and immediately look away . Continue to look at her now and then, and once in a while,. By doing this, you’re already building her attention. But if she doesn’t care she’s probably not interested in you. So back off .Find another chick !

#3 Appear awkward. If you’re with your friends, look at her now and then, but looks like your distracted and not able to focus on your friends. By doing that, you’re making her see that she’s more than anything for you ! That makes her go flat !

#4 Smile at her. Exchange eye contact now and then, one or two times every minute (not more ..she should not find you desperate), and when you feel confident enuf, flash a tiny smile and let her notice your smile. Don’t give her a big smile ( rapist look ) it will scare the girl

These moves are all about building the connection and letting her know you’re interested in her. And at the same time, it’ll also help you understand if she too is really interested in you. If she responds to your gestures similarly, it’s a sign that she’s interested in talking to you too.

But if she starts ignoring you at any point here, she’s probably not interested in you and you need to make your luck somewhere else

NOTE : I’m not responsible if the girl slaps you ..So Play safe 

The awesome rules !

From time to time this running list violates that very last rule and I find it necessary to boil it down to only the most essential. So here now, for your reading pleasure, I present the one true rule for leading an awesome life. Err, three rules. Sorry, make that five simple rules. Okay, now it’s fifteen.  Here are the fifteen rules everyone should follow.

15 RULES TO AN AWESOME LIFE

1. Play laser tag once a week.

2.  Don’t get married before you’re thirty.

3. Always open a door for a lady. Even if she’s ugly.

4. Slender wife, happy life.

5. Own at least one suit, but seven if you can.

6. Keep your apartment chilly. Nipples reveal themselves at temperatures below 60° F / 20° C.

7. An easy way to score chicks is to pose as a Racer because they’re rich, dangerous, and nobody knows what they look like because, duh, helmets.

8. And most importantly, whatever happens in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
9. Two never-fail ways to grease a guy: Slip him a $20, or compliment his neck muscles.

10. Have a “guy” for everything.

11. Never use the word “moist” on a first date.

12. Remove your keys from your front pocket before receiving a lap dance. It’s called respect. Plus, you’ll feel it on your junk more.

14. Whatever your lifelong dream is, forget it. Your lifelong dream is now “Meet Sunny leone.”

13. Do ten little-toe crunches every morning before a date.

15. Give at least as many high fives as you get.