BASED ON A TRUE STORY
1. The First Bae
This is the first
boyfriend. It won’t be much because the only reason you got together is because
your hormones got excited and when the whole class was playing truth-or-dare he
confessed that he liked you. It’ll also drive you nuts because now everytime your
parents your gut tells you that they know. “They know, they always know. Oh god
I’m screwed”
2. The Hunky Honey
This is the guy that you
fall for just because of his face (more accurately, his body). He might be
arrogant, bossy, selfish or just really dumb but all that doesn’t matter
because when he flexes his biceps you go weak at the knees. It might not last
long because your conscience will get the better of you and tell you that you
shouldn’t go just for looks but everytime he flexes, you cringe and start
telling people that he used to be yours.
3. The Bestie Turned
Love-Bunny
Most of us have or had a
guy best-friend who constantly debates with your girl best-friend on who knows
you better. The fights are friendly, but you can never be too sure with guy besties,
they can explode any second. Because they’re your knight in shining armor who
sometimes lets you ride his horse (that was meant metaphorically, get your mind
out of the gutter). So obviously when your douche boyfriend cheats on you,
you’re gonna go cry on his shoulder and you’re gonna realize that he is
somebody who knows you inside out. Obviously, he’ll make the perfect boyfriend,
right? (or so you thought).
4. The Partner-in-Crime
This guy is the one who
you hit-it-off with. You meet him for the first time and you find yourself
talking about the most random things with him, why? Because he’s just as random
as you. He’s the right kind of wrong. He’s into the kind of music you like, the
kind of movies of watch, the kind of cats you like on YouTube. He gets your
lamest jokes and laughs the hardest at them. You can call each other names and
not get hurt because it would feel wrong if you didn’t.
5. The Hopeless Jaaneman
This is the guy who is
just a hopeless romantic. He’ll make you feel special as you’ve never felt
before. He’ll just give and give and give and it’ll make you nervous because
you don’t know how to give back to him but he won’t mind because he’s just fida over you. He’ll gift you countless
stuff, make countless portraits, send thousands of messages and scream from the
top of his lungs his feelings for you. He’s the kind of guy who can make the
hardest girls blush and you’ll be proud of having him too. Sidenote: There is a
60-40 chance that after the breakup, he can be the meanest SOB you ever met.
6. The Crash-and-Burn
These are those dudes with
whom you’re attraction acts like a Jack-in-the-box. Don’t get what I mean? Let
me rephrase, you like this dude one moment and the next moment you don’t. You
don’t get what, but there’s something about this guy that you like but there’s
also something that you really don’t like. Getting into a relationship is the
worst, they may not last more than two weeks. Why? You really don’t know.
Better not to get into it.
Footnote: This is to the girls who
haven’t had any boyfriends, don’t think that you’re missing out on something.
Take a look at your hot mess friends and think is that really what I want?
Because if you wait, then you’ll know who is worth your time and who isn’t and
you can say that you were patient while everybody else can’t because they
couldn’t handle the wait, but you did. Besides, would you rather judge other
people or hear other people judging you?
Regular
Saruchi
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