From time to time this running list violates that very last rule and I find it necessary to boil it down to only the most essential. So here now, for your reading pleasure, I present the one true rule for leading an awesome life. Err, three rules. Sorry, make that five simple rules. Okay, now it’s fifteen. Here are the fifteen rules everyone should follow.
15 RULES TO AN AWESOME LIFE
1. Play laser tag once a week.
2. Don’t get married before you’re thirty.
3. Always open a door for a lady. Even if she’s ugly.
4. Slender wife, happy life.
5. Own at least one suit, but seven if you can.
6. Keep your apartment chilly. Nipples reveal themselves at temperatures below 60° F / 20° C.
7. An easy way to score chicks is to pose as a Racer because they’re rich, dangerous, and nobody knows what they look like because, duh, helmets.
8. And most importantly, whatever happens in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
9. Two never-fail ways to grease a guy: Slip him a $20, or compliment his neck muscles.
9. Two never-fail ways to grease a guy: Slip him a $20, or compliment his neck muscles.
10. Have a “guy” for everything.
11. Never use the word “moist” on a first date.
12. Remove your keys from your front pocket before receiving a lap dance. It’s called respect. Plus, you’ll feel it on your junk more.
14. Whatever your lifelong dream is, forget it. Your lifelong dream is now “Meet Sunny leone.”
13. Do ten little-toe crunches every morning before a date.
15. Give at least as many high fives as you get.
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